Weekly Review: Week 14 Clear! Your pizza’s 40 minute late? Have it for free.

Why do I it, even when I suffer? Pizza (while an unquestionably compelling foodstuff) makes me feel more horrible than any other substance that can worm its way down my gullet, so whenever I eat it my body interprets the assault as self-flagellation; after dinner with friends, the late hours of my Saturday night were …

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Weekly Review: Week 13 Clear! Gimme dat belt

Readers, I’m not a violent man, but I’ll have to admit I got ashamedly into Saturday night’s showdown between the two titans of fighting: Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor. In fact I’m so ashamed of how much I got into it, I’m pre-emptively writing this post the evening before the match to make sure the sheer …

Weekly Review: Week 11 Clear! I’M WEEK ELEVEEEEEEN!!!

Hello Sunday! God, I’m struggling to keep these intros interesting week on week – or interesting to me at least. Sometimes they’re dialogues with people that aren’t there, others are weird song openings that can only be read, never heard; others are simple variations on a hello and others are dissections of introductions. What purpose …

Weekly Review: Week 8 Clear! Rockets, escapism and finicky streaks of bile.

Hello everyone my name is Chris and welcome to the eighth weekly review. This week was a fantastic one for both me personally and 0XP, so let’s make everyone jealous and get into what went on. To-Done Completed the Brackeys 2D Platformer Course(finally) -hold on, that intro was a bit serious and boring wasn’t it? …